Tag: humor
group name: goulash
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August 20, 2007 01:13 PM EDT --
Enjoy some light office humor, conversations are based on some real ones I've had lately
Early morning phone call on a deadline day
EA: Good morning, how can I help you?
Caller: Yeah I just submited . . . more
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September 17, 2007 02:05 PM EDT --
In the outer stretches of the Word universe I have discovered these creatures called typos. They are small things that other inhabitants of the Word universe tend to turn their noses to, don't pick . . . more
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June 08, 2008 04:10 PM EDT --
A friend sent this to my email. Thought I'd share the lil chuckle. =)
TWO WOMEN MEET IN HEAVEN
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd . . . more
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October 25, 2007 03:45 PM EDT --
In a recent epidemic of public washrooms not having any toilet paper, the federal government along with the United Federation of Clean Bathrooms and International Association of Butt Whipes, have established . . . more
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December 02, 2007 06:26 PM EST --
I thought this was funny. It came from a friend in my email. I could not wait to share it with all of you dear gather friends. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did. LOL
Dear Tech Support:
Last year . . . more
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December 29, 2007 01:52 PM EST --
N ow I lay me d own to sleep,
I pray the Lord m y shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, p lease no bags
And please lift my butt b efore it sags. . . . more
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January 18, 2008 10:58 AM EST --
A friend of mine sent this email FWD to me. It is just too funny I had to share~ =)
Subject: Great dog story
A while back an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. . . . more
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January 17, 2008 02:07 PM EST --
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric . . . more
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February 02, 2008 02:02 PM EST --
I came across this story: http://wkow.madison.com/News/index.php?ID=18593
Wow, talk about desperate for a drink. Guess he had plenty of antifreeze in him when he started out. Who . . . more
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October 08, 2007 12:59 PM EDT --
I saw this on my son's facebook page and had to laugh out loud. One of my son's friends was voted...
Most likely to stare at carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate" . . . more
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August 07, 2008 04:02 PM EDT --
Coming home from buying groceries. My husband left the 100 pound bag, of dog food on the porch. Getting busy and forgetting it was there. He went off to work, working nightshift.
I saw it there, . . . more
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September 15, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Trudy P. Sent me a hilarious bunch of jokes a few days ago. Since it doesn't appear as if she intends to post them, Here is another one:
A man and his wife were having some problems at . . . more
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August 20, 2007 03:31 PM EDT --
I forgot to write this conversation in my Day in the life of an editorial assistant story. This one has won The Weirdest Conversation award so far:
Late afternoon, an hour before quitting time
Caller: . . . more
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November 07, 2007 10:48 AM EST --
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I . . . more
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December 20, 2007 07:34 PM EST --
I know that I have many connections and friends here on Gather which is why I am finding it hard to believe that I have never been pinged. Even my own husband and mother who are very active Gather members . . . more
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November 07, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!!
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1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
. . . more
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October 01, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
Everyone mark your calendars, this might be the beginning of an epic, colossal, OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS GOING TO END SOON event... the oh so loved under dogs the Chicago Cubs are now in the playoffs. Catch . . . more
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March 05, 2007 01:03 AM EST --
I used to work in a grocery store and every friday there was this really cute elderly couple come to shop. They had a cart and the woman would pick something up and put it in the cart and walk on . . . more
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December 21, 2007 10:23 AM EST --
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging . . . more
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February 12, 2008 09:55 AM EST --
Have you seen the Obama video " Yes We Can ?" Very Impressive expression of inspiration and hope, but John McCain is featured in a new one called "John He Is" and it's equally . . . more
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